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the1_true_satan

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Apr 04, 2005 22:08

I've been out for a while, I know--there were a few problems. Fucking God won't leave me the hell alone. He keeps killing annoying people and sending them to hell (the Schiavo/pope combo is a recent example). I think it's just his way of flirting with me, like how little kids will poke each other with sticks. He's always had a thing for me. But ( Read more... )

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comagrey April 4 2005, 20:26:24 UTC

If you, ah, need a vessel for the antichrist, let me know...I know where to get the freshest of virgins! Wal-mart has wilty, sub-par virgins, you know? Lower prices and lower expectations...if you ask me I think they just re-stock them.

the1_true_satan April 5 2005, 15:10:20 UTC

I actually don't use virgins for anything. They usually don't end up here. God likes to keep them in Heaven... if you know what I mean.

cinicolives April 4 2005, 21:29:58 UTC

My sexy Satan man is back in business. Rawr. I <3 Lucifer.

the1_true_satan April 5 2005, 14:48:06 UTC

I aim to please, baby. Now, about that immortal soul of yours...?

cinicolives April 5 2005, 16:10:44 UTC

It's all your's, lover boy. ;)