Comments | the_1_true_god: Good grief, you monkeys are out of control.

the_1_true_god

Good grief, you monkeys are out of control.

Jun 09, 2005 18:35

I don't remember telling any church anywhere that it was a good deed to rape little boys in the ass.

It may not be "karma", but it sure feels like some justice.Seriously, though - if you're catholic, leave the religion now. I don't care how "good" or "bad" you've been personally. I'm sending ALL catholics to hell. For as a wife to a husband, so ( Read more... )

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quizzicalsphinx June 9 2005, 16:50:11 UTC

May we still meet for bingo?

the_1_true_god June 9 2005, 16:51:10 UTC

As long as you ain't no assraping catholic.

burned_rose June 9 2005, 16:59:51 UTC

Already left the catholic church. Said toodle-loo to them a few years ago. I am repenting.

BTW - did the guy from my church actually screw the kid in the ass? if so, then can you take a picture when he burns in hell for me?

the_1_true_god June 9 2005, 17:01:31 UTC

For a picture of that bonfire, I would need a ultra-mega-uber-panoramic lens.

Good thing I'm God, eh?

stillbourne June 9 2005, 17:18:35 UTC

Dont forget the zoom option on your lens... youre really high up there.....
(I'm a helper today, huh....)

Dead Baby Seal Catapult up and running! stillbourne June 9 2005, 17:08:13 UTC

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Re: Dead Baby Seal Catapult up and running! kenupntr June 9 2005, 17:11:12 UTC

Cook him, god... cook him....

Re: Dead Baby Seal Catapult up and running! stillbourne June 9 2005, 17:16:43 UTC

too late...
been roasting down here in hell for ...oh, 7 centuries now...

Hey, God told me to 'bring it on, bitch' awhile back.. its just taken me forever to get the catapult operational...
got too many duties down here... too many souls to keep track of.... my wrists get tired from whipping people ... ITs not easy being Satan's Sister, after all...

ya know, Id have more time for un and games if god just started letting more ppl into heaven...
and NOW we gotta deal with the Catholics TOO???
:gah!:

pixxers June 9 2005, 17:11:12 UTC

I can see the marquee in hell right now:

Live Priest Assraping every Monday & Wednesday Nights - Catholics get in free after 9pm!

If you could televise this, I'd be appreciative. Is Lucifer as fine as I've heard?

kenupntr June 9 2005, 17:11:41 UTC

<3 your icon ROFL

pixxers June 9 2005, 17:16:39 UTC

Wait about two hours and see if you're humming that tune all night long. >.>

I hummed it all day yesterday - picturing the Jedi's breaking into StefaniBroadway style song. XD

stillbourne June 9 2005, 17:12:36 UTC

heh. I'll go program that into the marquee right now....

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popehippo June 9 2005, 17:19:27 UTC

Hey, I got a question: I'm agnostic, so exactly where am I going when I die?

quizzicalsphinx June 9 2005, 18:37:55 UTC

A cheap hotel in France. It will be raining outside everyday, and the only three channels on the television show are showing a translated Bogart movie, documentaries on cheesemaking, and local news, respectively. And not even the funny "We hate America" news. Really local. Like, the latest happenings from the retirement community across the street. The bed smells like chemicals, the coverlet is itchy, and the carpet is nobbly and the colour of an ashtray. The water from the hot tap is just a bit too cool and the cool tap is always a little warm. The food is okay, but you'll always know that somewhere else in the world, it's much better. But you can't get to that other place. Because every time you open the door to your hotel room, there is . . . another hotel room, exactly like the one behind you.

At least that's what Jack Chick says.

popehippo June 9 2005, 19:56:53 UTC

Sounds like my last summer vacation.