Yo yo yo

[the_1_true_god]

Because I am a gracious Me and a loving Me, I hereby deem that everyone can post here ONE REQUEST, and I will make it so.

You must post the request in the form of a single sentence, and it may only be one wish.

And don't try to fuck around with the rules on this one. I'm God. There are no technical loopholes to use against me.

Comments

[the_1_true_god]

Done! But unfortunately, the erroneous data in HR will be rectified on the paycheck AFTER this really big one.

[burned_rose]

I'd like to hear some Iron Maiden on WCCC 106.9!

[the_1_true_god]

WOOOOOO! ROCK OUT HARTFORD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[burned_rose]

LOL...funny thing is, they just started playing some Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast, the moment I opened my comment email notification.

Awesome Choice, God!

[the_1_true_god]

Never let it be said that I'm anything but pure, solid metal.

METAL I SAY

[gentleman_lech]

I wish for public nudity to be legalized and encouraged.

[the_1_true_god]

Done and done.

[story_of_harmon]

i wish for a bunch of boats... with Vietnames people on them... being lit on fire!

[the_1_true_god]

You'd be surprised how many people wish for that.

Done.

[carinn]

you win :) *hands you a pirate hat*

[blacknarcissus2]

I'd like a night (I'm not that greedy) with the top 4 names on my Celebrity Freebie List, please! (Because I AM a bit greedy after all)

[the_1_true_god]

Done! Sadly, it will occur when you're 78 and paralysed from the waist down.

[blacknarcissus2]

It's the thought that counts.

Thank You, oh bountiful one!

*grovels fittingly*