I got into carnegie mellon. I'm happy

A is for age: diez y siete ( Read more... )

PROM TOMORROW, HANNAH COMING DOWN. LOTS OF ACOHOL DRINKING, POT SMOKING, AND LOVE MAKING. those things are lies, but the prom tomorrow and hannah parts are true... just not a fan of the intoxication... sorry. anyway, jb is excited.

So, i was chaperoning the NOAR (the BITY junior youth group) dance today, and i kid you not, there was a seventh grader... dont even know her name who wanted to get in my pants ( Read more... )

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer


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Stop using Internet Explorer and Microsoft Outlook, use Mozilla Firefox and Mozilla Thunderbird

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Today, I broke my girlfriends toe. OOPS

Jeffrey Brandon Feldman's Aliases

Your movie star name: Turkey Joe

Your fashion designer name is Jeffrey Edinburgh

Your socialite name is Jambereezerino Ensenada

Your fly girl / guy name is J Fel

Your detective name is Otter Francis W. Parker

Your barfly name is Gummi Bears Skyy Blue

Your soap opera name is Brandon Moonridge Place
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I lost for NFTY SoCal RCVP, i was unopposed. Im not a happy camper, on a scale of one to happy camper, i am most certainly not one.