A wallopingly overrated 3 out of 5 ( Read more... )

JACK SPARROW DIES AND BARBOSA COMES BACK!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Do not expect good things when I come back with the review in its entirity. I may or may not do a parody. That's how upset I am. Good day to ya.

You know the drill, people. Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler ( Read more... )

It is with a heavy heart that I must make this declaration, but I feel it is only fair ( Read more... )

Fuck the French. God fucking damn every single one of them to eternal pits of brimstone and stale croissants. I hope the next Muslim riot burns the lot of ‘em to ashes ( Read more... )

Well, everyone, it's here at last. Time for me to depart to meet with our long lost friends across the Atlantic. What more is there for me to say? Everything's crammed into my bag, camera and iPod are ready. All I can promise is that upon my return, you'll have a long, heartfelt Compare/Contrast critique of our society against there's, abounding ( Read more... )

Old guy: Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap ( Read more... )

Yes, my friends, Big Dub has returned, and now he faces the most pressing matter our generation has to face. Abortion? Avian flu? Airport security? No, it's the deluge of illegal immigrants flooding forth over our nine-thousand-redneck border guard ( Read more... )

Successful and Unsuccessful Paths to Power ( Read more... )

The Scientific Revolution ( Read more... )