What's with all the commotion? Who burned down the gym?!

W-what if there'd been students in there?!

Maaaan, today kinda sucked. It's like I suddenly don't know my own strength or something. First I ripped off the refrigerator door, then I cracked off the flusher on the toilet, crushed a glass bottle when I was just tryin' to pop off the lid... All sorts o' stuff! And now I see the gym's been burnt down. Now where am I supposed to go to work ( Read more... )

[Is glaring intensely at the ablazed gym and clenches his fists tightly]
Who... did this?
[Quickly grabs his gun and is going to go on a hunt for the villain~ Please come bother him to help~]

Fear not, students of The Akademy! The great sniper hero Sogeking is here to save the day! Though... It doesn't really look like too many people need saving. The gym, perhaps, but my sniping skills can do nothing for that building! It is too late. Sadly, I did not arrive in time to prevent the crime, but now that a known arsonist is on campus ( Read more... )

Heh Heh Heh.
I hope that no one is going to miss the gym~

[The gymnasium is currently set ablaze thanks to a certing Pyromaniac now running around the campus~]

I'm going to conduct special arms training in the Courtyard afterschool for those who wish to learn how to use firearms. Might as well do something other than running laps around the gymnasium.

Plus, I can smoke then...

The second assignement of the year will be a page long paper about the proper use of a adverb.

We all know that some of you can't even tell me one thing about an adverb in the first place.

Consider this practice.

[screened from Mr. Marly himself]
Does anyone know what we're supposed to be doing for Math again?

Kinda hard to pay attention to that guy...
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Did someone find a backpack? It's got a checkerboard stripe across the front.

I got the stuff that was in it... but the backpack itself is gone...

Heya, Joe here. I am sure you all remember me from my part in Rush Hour 2, (I played the crazy kung-fu lady). Maybe you know me from my short running comic strip, Viewtiful Joe, when it was posted in the County Highschool magazine twice. OR from my various valorous appearances in the State Times Newspaper. Like my heroic rescue last month of that ( Read more... )

Finally, I, the Great General Usopp has arrived at The Akademy! After leading my 50,000 men in 100-- no, 1,000 deadly battles, I have decided to take some time off to enroll in this excellent school! Why become a student after I've fought so many battles, you ask? Well, there is a very good reason for that! It's, er... You see... It's because ( Read more... )