][one][ impossible thing before breakfast

[the_alice]

[ A girl appears like a blink in the middle of the air only to tumble down into a couple of awkward somersaults across the pavement of one of the many City streets. Blond hair tousled and half snagged in her armor, she lifts herself to a sitting position just in front of the device now capturing her and lets her arms then drop, her hands layered

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[barnabasdog]

[voice post]

Hullo. You're late and it's a good thing you are.

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[the_alice]

Late? How can I possibly be---

[the_alice]

[ POINTED pause ]

Late for what this time?

[barnabasdog]

You missed out on a real barrel of laughs: icky water, frogs, bugs and painting the town red in a sad way.

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[7thborn]

I'd say that drinking too much would be a problem if you were Apparating or flying home, but something tells me you don't do either of those things.

Hullo.

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[the_alice]

I neither fly nor apparate---whatever that is.

Though I do know a cat who has very good evaporating skills.

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[the_alice]

Hello to you as well.

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[no_commonplace]

Are you all right, Miss?

Your utterances are very curious. What did you drink in the hopes of being sent home?

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[the_alice]

Curious? I suppose they are, taken without context.

[audio]

[the_alice]

I'm fine. Though the pinching hasn't seemed to work this time either A bit confused. It seems I've fallen the wrong way.

[audio]

[no_commonplace]

You among many, my dear. Have you received an explanation, or shall I provide one for you? Granted it is still something of a working hypothesis at this juncture.

[mechanicalmice]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
between two hunks of bread!

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[the_alice]

A riddle or just a rhyme?

[the_alice]

Perfectly terrible, whichever it happens to be.

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[adamantined]

Nice landing.

[Claire still has those signs from the ratings curse. She gives this an 8.]

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[the_alice]

Oh.

[ she stares ]

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[the_alice]

...thank you?

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[adamantined]

[More to the point -]

Did anyone send you the guide yet?