][twelve][ impossible things before breakfast ][ audio

[the_alice]

[ a sound of exertion, or rather an exhale denoting it following the ON click of the device, then another breath as if that took a bit more effort than it ought to have...because it did ]

Well. I suppose it being the City there were bound to be more creative spins on the usual tricks

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[wandbreaker]

You're an incorrect size?

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[the_alice]

Yes. I have been, in fact, for the better part of the day.

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[wandbreaker]

Too big or too small?

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[the_alice]

Too small.

Specifically, I fit inside of a modest teapot.

[mustbemad]

Say, now...

[the_alice]

Hm?

[mustbemad]

How tiny... ?

[the_alice]

I fit into a teapot.

[whattingawhat]

Are you okay, Alice?

[the_alice]

I am. Though I look forward to being my usual size again.

[whattingawhat]

Are you somewhere safe for unusual sized people?

[the_alice]

Oh yes, I am. Thank you though, Buffy.