someone almost died

[the_animal_777]

Well i was sitting at my computer a couple min ago. when someone comes up to my front door turns the handle and pushes. sometimes i forget to lock my front door while i am at home but this time it was locked. Little did this person know fucking with my door that i have been taking my pistol out of my car at night when i am at home. it usually

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[avernath]

dude, when i lived there...i was asleep on the couch with a butcher knife (don't ask) and this old dude in like wrap around shades from the dollar store opens the door and sees me sleepin' on the couch in all the filthy glory that was my old apt's living room and stairs at me as i look up sleepily crackin' my neck and spinnin' the knife around my hand and says "wrong room" to which i say "just walk away...no one has to die today..." ...only time i ever saw that guy...

but then again...matt hewett and his girlfriend live in your apt...they might have just been stoppin' by to say hi...

[the_animal_777]

They would knock. I saw this dirty looking black dude today walking with a paper plate full of bread. it was odd.

[avernath]

whoa- just bread? maybe he was gonna feed the ducks with his punk rock girlfriend?

what's the deal with skanky punk rock girls LOVIN' some feeding the ducks?