This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock, powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly and regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service or the ( Read more... )

I will be back in mobile Alabama Tuesday afternoon around 645pm. I will be open for invitations to do various things for 3 weeks before i go back to alaska...

I got a room mate yesterday. He weighs about 500lbs. when he walks the entire apartment has tremors. he woke up at 5am to start cooking first feeding. In order to get up out of bed i imagine he has to kick his legs or something to get gravity working on his side. That is what it sounded like. The bed creaked and slammed against the wall. ( Read more... )

Well i have been here about a week. I have learned a lot of stuff about the natives and climate ( Read more... )

Well after a full day of airports, and planes. I made it to alaska at around 840 pm alaska time. The landing at the airport was a little hairy. The pilot informed us while in the air that conditions were getting bad and the bethel airport was putting sand all on the runway, and it was snowing pretty hard. after circling for about 30 min the pilot ( Read more... )

I bought a house today. send me gifts.

If I was Hugh Hefner I would of started documenting photographically all my sexual exploits. When I die I would have in my will an order to publish all said photos. It would be crazy in the more recent years seeing the length some women would go to be famous.

Well my kids of columbine gun collection is almost done. I was in the area of my favorite gun shop today and i saw they had a tec 9 pistol for sale. As a joke i asked how much and larry informed me it was only 300 bucks. it was used but it does not act like a used gun i think maybe only a couple hundred rounds were shot out of it. It looks cool ( Read more... )

Well i was sitting at my computer a couple min ago. when someone comes up to my front door turns the handle and pushes. sometimes i forget to lock my front door while i am at home but this time it was locked. Little did this person know fucking with my door that i have been taking my pistol out of my car at night when i am at home. it usually ( Read more... )

as it turns out i am one of the key players in the haunted house at the soul kitchen this year.
so on the 27th of october everyone i know should come do a walk through.