OH MY GOD.

Pie for breakfast!

100% on both my massage written and practical, and 95% on my kinesiology written and practical.

EAT IT! I'm so happy.

In other news, my phone seems to be forgetting to show message alerts to me; if you've called recently and left any important messages that I've not returned, I apologize.

I was told recently that female kangaroos have some sort of bi-uteral reproductive system in which they can put an embryo in suspension until they're ready to have a joey. Pretty sweet.

So here I am today, uncomfortable, crampy, hauling around a huge-ass pad and thinking, "God, I wish I were past menopause so I didn't have to deal with this shit ( Read more... )

Sarah: Hey! Hey! Hey! I TOTALLY LOVE YOU.
Chris: Too bad you have an infestation. And you're crapping blood.
Sarah: Infestation?
Chris: And you're a boy. And you will die.
Chris: -- Sorry, I'm watching House
Sarah: It's always that, isn't it? Shit blood, whoops you have testicles.
Sarah: Is it a brain tumor?
Sarah: Yes it is, no it isn't, yes it is ( Read more... )

I aced both my Kinesiology exams and my Massage exam yesterday. 100%.

Ergo, I am spending all day today eating white-cheddar cheesy poofs and playing Morrowind.

I'VE EARNED IT, DAMMIT.

It is understandably human nature, Sarah, to see yourself as small.

Until you stop seeing yourself as just human.

Should be easy for you...
The Universe

You are pure energy, Sarah: infinite, inexhaustible, and irresistible.

drdougfir: SARAH! SARAH! SARAH STRIKES BACK! SARAH PART III! STILL MORE SARAH!

me: SARAH GOES WILD: SPRING BREAK!
SARAH IV: CRUISE CONTROL!
SARAH V: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

drdougfir: SARAH VI: MORE SARAH THAN BEFORE

me: SARAH VII: SHE'S BACK, SHE'S BAD, AND THIS SERIES IS WAY TOO LONG

drdougfir: SARAH VIII: STRAIGHT TO DVD ( Read more... )

You ever have one of those days where you look at the spelling of your last name and think, "Gee, that just looks ALL wrong?"

Mine has too many letters. And half of them look exactly the same.

This rain is absolutely beautiful.

Keep busy. Clean the house. Study. Talk to people.

Things are going to be okay.