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[the_atomic]

i feel it's for my own good to keep up with my horoscope. it's always been accurate whether i like it or not.
and it just never seems to miss.

MarchBrilliant ideas will come to the surface as the month begins, Virgo. You'll find practical solutions that you never would have considered normally. That's because you will be seeing things from a

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[human__wreck]

I didn't even bother reading this because I think astrology is total bullshit. Here's a horoscope that comes straight from my dick:

Today you will swallow a bucketfull of semen. Watch out for semen raining down from the sky, as this month is going to be full of...semen. You will fall in love with a sperm but he will tragically die in a dry-cleaning related incident. You will think twice about your workplace after you find out that they actually shampoo the clients with semen.

[the_atomic]

is there a way i can subcribe to this??

[mariasflashbang]

Michael, is soooo silly. lawls.

Horoscopes only work if you believe them!

[human__wreck]

Kind of like semen.

[mariasflashbang]

omg

ilu

[psychodroid]

What's going on lovely girl?

You need more updates.