(Untitled)

[the_big_z]

OH GOD!

Like everyone else, I too have been affected by the island's magical mojo! My boundless reserves of raw courage and male bravado have been stripped from me. Like a crawling baby bird, I am helpless and meek! I will require hugs and nurturing. From women. Men, some money to help ease my psychological pain would be nice.

I'm just- *sniff* so- *

Comments

[novolumecontrol]

Weren't you just as pathetic before everyone started acting weird? I don't see much of a difference.

[the_big_z]

No, you see, now I've become even more pathetic. It's a tragic cycle.

[novolumecontrol]

Maybe I should just kill you and put you out of your misery then.

[the_big_z]

That wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

[lovelyvenus]

Stop right there! Sailor Venus, the beautiful solider of love, sees through your shameless deception! How dare you try to trick innocent girls with your sleazy shenanigans! You're an enemy of all women and I'll punish you in the name of love and justice if you don't stop this wicked game of your's!

[the_big_z]

;_;

I-I'm not faking! How could accuse me of something so horrible and brilliant and horrible? My tender feelings!

[lovelyvenus]

You're not as clever as you think you are, Mr...uh...evildoer! If you even think of taking advantage of one of the girls here you will have to face my furious wrath.

[the_big_z]

What if I do it without thinking about it? It's been known to happen.

[mistshine]

You've been switched?

[the_big_z]

Yes.

Yes I have.

[mistshine]

Hunh. Well... good luck. And maybe you should make sure you're around a friend so they can stop you from ... doing anything stupid.

[blitz_n_chicks]

You were already like that.

[da_beat_is_on]

Let it out, man. Let it all out.