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[the_big_z]

Ngh...

S-Something's... wrong. Why didn't I think of it earlier!? I-I've been running around acting like an idiot on this island f-f-full of really strong people and bird-men and demons and, and, and other people, and-

G-g-g-girls. *shiver* What was I thinking? Antagonizing people like that, even... even hitting on girls, urk...

This- this isn't safe

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[penitentsoul]

Are... you all right, Zapp? If there's anything you need assistance with, please don't hesitate to ask...

[the_big_z]

C-Can you just keep any girls or scary people away, please? And... maybe some food, if it's not too much trouble. I think I might be here a while.

[penitentsoul]

I thought you enjoyed the company of women? Anyway, if you insist on staying under the bed... I'll be bringing you your share of the meal until you decide to come out.

[the_big_z]

Th-thanks, Izuru. You're a good guy.

[thunder_striker]

You.

Avoiding harassing women and children lately, I hope.

[the_big_z]

AHKGHBDHGKBHKDGBKUBGKBDGD

YES MA'AM

ABSOLUTELY MA'AM

[da_beat_is_on]

You okay, man?

[the_big_z]

S-So... scared...

[da_beat_is_on]

...Was it The Curry?

[the_big_z]

...huh?

[yournewoverlord]

M-me too! I hope nobody comes and beats me up for being such a jerk all this time!

[the_big_z]

You can hide under here! I-If you want. It's okay if you don't.

[yournewoverlord]

Y-you're kind of big and scary too... and my house is out of town. I'll hide under my own coffin!

[the_big_z]

I-I'm not scary! Am I? But um, go ahead if that's what you want. Good luck!

[heroic_commoner]

Look, how dense can you get? You're not gonna get a girlfriend by pretending to be even more of a loser than you already are, no matter how many times you do it.

[the_big_z]

I-I'm not pretending this time! I swear!

[heroic_commoner]

Yeah, right. You must think we're so stupid.

[the_big_z]

I-It was stupid of me to try and trick you all, a-and I don't know what I was thinking, a-a-a-and I-I-I-I'm s-s-s-so s-s-s-sorry... T_T