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[the_big_z]

Amazonia, hmm? Fascinating place. Full of ancient, mysterious customs, as well as thighs like tree trunks. I'm quite glad I remembered that particular peccadillo. Never accept a dinner invitation from a woman with a name like "Oonga". That has to be how it happened. Damn my desperate charitable attitude towards the rituals of courtship!

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[vespa_alien]

I'll pay you a visit! What room do you live in?

[the_big_z]

The Lovenasium has a number? I typically find my way here by following the scent of pure grade-A testosterone. I advise you to do the same.

[vespa_alien]

Look, if the room doesn't have a number, then I'm just gonna have to take my controversial and exciting talents somewhere else.

[the_big_z]

gkjlsgbhzjmbghjmsvgs Room 807. Scent of testosterone, remember.

[lilac_whirlwind]

... You didn't seem so idiotic last week.

[the_big_z]

Why thank you! I know, I know, even when my very persona is stolen, I'm still a paragon of intelligence and tactical prowess.

[lilac_whirlwind]

... Right.