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[the_big_z]

...and that was the second time I got crabs. Anyway, after that we picked up some nuns and-

And.

...

Somewhere...

Something very horrible has just happened.

Comments

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Something bad happened? ._.

[the_big_z]

I can't explain it, but I simply know that a great catastrophe has occurred. Aside from the obvious fact of your clothes still being on, I mean.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Oh!

That's too bad. I hope no one was hurt.

[the_big_z]

Everything that I stand for has been offended.

[thelostseraph]

Crabs? Do any wash in from the sea? I have read that it is considered a delicacy; it would be pleasurable to sample its meat.

[the_big_z]

More pleasurable than you can possibly imagine.

[thelostseraph]

Is that an affirmative response? I shall have to search more carefully, then.

If I may ask, where did you find the ones you caught?

[the_big_z]

That's none of your business, sir, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. Her name was Rosa. Look her up!

[nagatodotexe]

[the_big_z]

Listen, I'll be signing autographs once I figure out the source of this calamity.

[nagatodotexe]

[the_big_z]

...Right. You just wait here, then.

*scampers away*

[blitz_n_chicks]

....That's gross.

[the_big_z]

Sacrifices must sometimes be made in the name of the greater good, Tilbert, now help me figure out just what terrible calamity just happened!

[blitz_n_chicks]

That's not even a real name!