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[the_big_z]

I suppose now is as good a time as any to mention that I am now fully, undoubtedly, 100% employed. Henceforth I am no longer a lonely, out-of-work pathetic loser, but rather an equally lonely, career secure pathetic... Ahem.

Anyway, I am now promoted to the glorious position of boat captain. It's only a matter of time before the steering wheel of

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[da_beat_is_on]

Wasn't you some kinda stripper dude?

[the_big_z]

A desperate man is willing to go to great lengths to make ends meet, young man. I'm sure you'll find yourself taking off your clothes for money at some point in your budding career as well.

[da_beat_is_on]

What I want to do that for?

[the_big_z]

Well, let's face it, son, you're not exactly Mr. Talented. You'd better start resigning yourself to a career of cheap prostitutes and plastic baggies of dubious content now.

[yournewoverlord]

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What did you call me?

[the_big_z]

Ah, you must be this "Laharl". So much youth. So much innocence. Not to worry- I consider myself a father figure to the island's more spindly members, and I hope some of my wisdom can rub off on you.

[yournewoverlord]

If you rub anything on me I'm beating you to death on the spot.

Now GET TO WORK! We have innocents to slaughter! Well, we will once I put together a decent pirate crew.

[the_big_z]

Now there's an idea I can get behind.

[deserterspride]

... Slaughter of innocents? Who's advocating this?

[the_big_z]

Certainly not me! I'm just following orders. The rain of destruction that follows in my wake is entirely not my fault.

[deserterspride]

Who is, then?

... Rain of destruction? What?

[the_big_z]

Entirely hypothetical.