MEMO TO STAFF:

[the_bigboss]

There will be no unions this Christmas.

Happy Holidays,

J.P. Kelleran.

Comments

[union_boss]

God damn it, Kelleran! You've crossed the line, you fat cat sumbitch!

The boys on the loading docks won't stand for this shit, d'ya hear me Nancy Boy? Am I coming in loud and clear? I'll have your gazungas hanging over my fireplace instead of stockings this year if you try to bust this union.

I'd have my secretary start my car for me from now on, if you catch my drift. Union boys can be... crafty... when they need to be.

I'LL DO TO YOU WHAT I DID TO THE KENNEDIES!

[the_bigboss]

Goddamnit, Hoppa, I've told you a thousand times- UNIONS ARE PINK COMMIE BULLSHIT!

Now get the hell off my property before I give you a new meaning for the word 'strike'.

[union_boss]

The only "pink" I see on a regular basis is your wife!

Either you start seeing things the union's way, or I shove that executive pen set up your ass so far up your ass you'll be tasting Indian ink for a week.

[triangle_world]

Well, Mr. Kelleran, I cancelled your flight to Fiji in Febuary, and ticket prices have gone up 27%. You better start changing your ways, I will bring you to your knees, sir.

I am fully capable of fucking with your life.

[the_bigboss]

You were fired yesterday, Kinnison.

Get the hell oout of my office.

[bellasmommy]

Dear Sir,

I am enclosing my resume in hopes of receiving a position with your company in which I can utilize my education and experience to benefit your profits. I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Abdul Jamar Hakeem Rahakakakakakakalack

[the_bigboss]

Who the--?? Goddamnit, Sheila, send resumes to human resources!

But not this one. He's a goddamned arab.

*office kiss ass*

[scottrossi]

you tell 'em boss! did i ever tell you that you look dashing this morning?

Re: *office kiss ass*

[paranoiattaque]

YEAH! what he said.

Re: *office kiss ass*

[union_boss]

Damn it, Rossi, You no good scab!

You're outta the union - oh, and you won't be getting back your dues from this month! Bastard!

Re: *office kiss ass*

[scottrossi]

good i hate unions. look what you did to new york you pinko commie bastids!

[kai_ta_loipa]

Thank god! Unions suck. They should be banned every day.