the_bigboss

VOTE FOR JAMETH! OR YOU'RE FIRED!

the_bigboss May 22, 2008 19:05

SHEILA! GET THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING, SORRY EXCUSES FOR WORKERS OF MINE IN HERE ( Read more... )

AN IMPORTANT MEMO, AND INFO ON THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

the_bigboss Dec 10, 2006 23:37

TO: THE STAFF ( Read more... )

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the_bigboss Dec 03, 2006 14:23

ATTN: STAFF

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED. I EXPECT ALL OF YOU TO BE HERE ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

ALSO, YOU WILL NOW BE DOCKED FOR BATHROOM BREAKS.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS,

J.P. KELLERAN

P.S. SHEILA, FIRE THE TYPING POOL.

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the_bigboss Dec 02, 2006 19:11

GODDAMN IT, YOU FAGGOTY FAGGOTS SURE HAVE FUCKED UP LIVEJOURNAL WHILE I'VE BEEN AWAY. GO AWAY FOR 9 MONTHS DUE TO HEART TROUBLE AND I COME BACK AND EVERYTHING IS ALL FUCKED UP.

HEADS ARE GOING TO START ROLLING AROUND THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

MEMO TO STAFF:

the_bigboss May 21, 2006 19:33

THERE WILL BE NO BREAST-FEEDING IN THE PUBLIC AREAS OF THIS CORPORATION, OR ANY OF ITS SUBSIDARIES.

IF I SEE ONE GODDAMNED TIT OUT OF PLACE, THE DAME ATTACHED WILL BE FIRED!

now get back to work.

the head office

MEMO TO STAFF: EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

the_bigboss Feb 09, 2006 21:04

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get back to work, queerston, memos, people i have fired

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the_bigboss Dec 22, 2005 18:38

WHO DID THIS???? WHO DID THIS?????????????????????

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Holiday Party.

the_bigboss Dec 21, 2005 11:39

Welcome to the Liverjournal Industries Christma--er, Holiday Party. Please enjoy the punch and smallish weiners on toothpicks. Also, Edna in Accounting made a poundcake, and

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MEMO TO STAFF:

the_bigboss Dec 20, 2005 22:30

There will be no unions this Christmas.

Happy Holidays,

J.P. Kelleran.

MEMO TO STAFF:

the_bigboss Dec 19, 2005 11:41

That ass-kisser david_deacon has been fired and removed from the building ( Read more... )