Comments | the_bigboss: MEMO TO STAFF:

the_bigboss

MEMO TO STAFF:

Dec 19, 2005 11:41

That ass-kisser david_deacon has been fired and removed from the building ( Read more... )

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trixi_ December 19 2005, 19:21:14 UTC

I DONT UNDERSTAND, I SEE NOTHING BUT BULLSHIT FLYING THROUGH MY ELBOWS, DEAR SWEET LORD, WHEN WILL THE PAIN AND AGNOY END!?

PS. I had sex with your hot blonde secretary.

sheilasecretary December 19 2005, 20:08:36 UTC

I'm a brunette.

And Mr. Kelleran, sir, I can assure you I do not know this floozy.

trixi_ December 19 2005, 21:36:41 UTC

Must of been drunk, good, I like brunettes more. Lets get it on again sweet cheeks.

sheilasecretary December 19 2005, 22:23:10 UTC

Well I never!

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triangle_world December 19 2005, 21:38:51 UTC

How would you feel if I held you down and raped you?

triangle_world December 19 2005, 21:43:23 UTC

Get out of my office, sir. I'm running the show now.

realestate December 19 2005, 22:01:25 UTC

Mr. Kelleran, I think that triangle_world is having some kind of emotional breakdown.

the_bigboss December 19 2005, 22:24:26 UTC

I agree with you, Queerston.

Whatever department he's in charge of is yours now. Oh, and I give you permission to officially fire him.

jennopher December 19 2005, 22:59:28 UTC

This ridiculousness has started the downfall of Live Journal.

Next you're going to be sponsored by some conglomerate and guerilla market the Live Journal population some Axe Effect deodorant spray.

the_bigboss December 19 2005, 23:37:22 UTC

Well I'll be a whore's uncle.

Your marketing prowess is exemplary. And, as a woman, you know all about shopping and... sweaters and whatnot.

You are the new head of women's marketing.

Welcome aboard uhh... Liz.

jennopher December 19 2005, 23:40:32 UTC

As long as there are panty hose to be sold I'm your girl.

the_bigboss December 19 2005, 23:42:03 UTC

Whatever you want, sweetcheeks.

Oh, and while you're on your way to your new cubicle, get me some coffee.

Sheila, I'm in a meeting.