Comments | the_bigboss: MEMO TO STAFF:

the_bigboss

MEMO TO STAFF:

May 21, 2006 19:33

THERE WILL BE NO BREAST-FEEDING IN THE PUBLIC AREAS OF THIS CORPORATION, OR ANY OF ITS SUBSIDARIES.

IF I SEE ONE GODDAMNED TIT OUT OF PLACE, THE DAME ATTACHED WILL BE FIRED!

now get back to work.

the head office

Comments 26

falco84 May 22 2006, 01:33:46 UTC

I'm still waiting for my goddamn promotion you promised me months ago.

the_bigboss May 22 2006, 22:27:58 UTC

I'm still waiting to fire you.

Oh, hell - I've never been very patient.
YOU'RE FIRED!

Now get the hell off my property.

iwokeup May 22 2006, 04:14:22 UTC

i don't want your points, jimmie hoffa building super

the_bigboss May 22 2006, 22:28:24 UTC

Security.

iwokeup May 23 2006, 01:28:28 UTC

KILL THE BOSS

jimmy_rocks May 22 2006, 06:51:09 UTC

Yes sir, Mr. Bigboss sir.

*hurries back to work*

the_bigboss May 22 2006, 22:29:38 UTC

I'm docking you $50.00 pay for the money you just lost me, kissin' ass and running around like a goddamned fairy.

Now... oh, I see you're already back to work.
Good work.

jennopher May 22 2006, 07:06:42 UTC

I guess that means maternity leave is out of the question, too.

the_bigboss May 22 2006, 22:30:06 UTC

Maternity leave was always out of the question, sweetpea.

evapor8ed May 22 2006, 12:57:54 UTC

Honestly sir, I don't understand why you even let these women bring their offspring to the workplace. Children are a breeding ground of disease and filth.

the_bigboss May 22 2006, 22:30:56 UTC

If you weren't a woman, I'd agree with you.

evapor8ed May 23 2006, 12:03:14 UTC

I understand sir.