MEMO TO ALL STAFF:

[the_bigboss]

There will be no Holiday Bonuses this year. Instead, everyone will be receiving copies of the New Jersey Hunting Guide.

Happy Holidays,

J.P. Kelleran.

Comments

[colorofsakura]

Sir, I checked the pricing on copies of the New Jersey Hunting Guide, like I was asked to.

It seems they cost $13 per copy, and the total comes to a figure that I believe is too much for the company to spend.

In the end, I think it would be wiser for us to go with copies of the New Jersey Apartment Finder magazine. Which is free and can be found at the local gas station.

[the_bigboss]

Who the-- ?? First of all, YOU'RE FIRED! Second, the Apartment Finders are more accesible...

You're hired again, but at half the pay. I want those Apartment Finders in everyone's mailbox by 3pm today!

[colorofsakura]

Yes sir!