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A French Toast fucking SANDWICH. Jesus, how do I come up with these things?
As I right this, it's 3:00 AM, and I'm inside of one of my fine restaurants, enjoying the all-new French Toast Sandwich.
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Yee-haw, fuckers.
The arrival of our new $1.00 Value Menu brought the return of the Rodeo Cheeseburger with it. A.K.A. - the best sandwich I've ever sold. A burger, cheese, barbeque sauce, and two random-ass onion rings. Divine. I'm going to go order 16-million of them, because I can. I'm the King, damn it.
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One Kingdom under CHICKEN FRIIIIIIIIIES!!!!!
Oh, man, my Chicken Fries are SO GOOD!!! -
Listen up!
If any of you scumbags try to eat at a restaurant other than Burger King, I WILL find out. -
The King is hungry... for BLOOD
BRING ME THE HEAD OF RONALD McDONALD!!!
