Saw this girl who looked like you today, only she was wearing holey tights as trousers, so I'm almost 100%, lets say 87% certain that it wasn't you. I don't think you'd wear holey tights even if they somehow helped you catch a werewolf.

So hows that gig going?

Fuck werewolves! Fuck everything!

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Like last weekend, in honour of our fallen comrades, there will be no party at the Vatican. Instead, piss off to Gotham City, where I can be found hanging upside down from the balcony drunk off my tits cos it's Friday.

Keep it real, peeps.

You will never have to pay for another drink in my presence again.

Pub crawl time? I think so.

Vatican is invading the Black Fox in a half hour, beyond that only the gods of wine, woman and song know where we'll be. See you there, boozehounds.

I fucking love the Vatican.


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