Ashley Compagna, aged 150 years, died today, May 2nd, 2138, of old age. A resident of Bedford her entire life, she left behind a house full of cats on 54 Catesby Lane. She has no known living relatives. Most know her as Pancake, John Travolta’s loveable sidekick from the long-running television show “The Adventures of John Travolta and Pancake“, ( Read more... )