Title: En Prise
Characters: Russia/America
Rating: R, for sex.
Summary: 1972 - Fischer seals his lead against Soviet player Spassky in the Match of the Century, and Russia gives America an impromptu chess lesson.
TCE is co-written by
wizzard890 and
pyrrhiccomedy.
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The horses. )
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(I don't mean to be a downer, but could you make some type of warning that choking as a sex aid in real life is very dangerous? Obviously, you guys intend well-informed adults to be reading this, but you are posting it in a public community online so kids might read it. They might not know that this is not the kind of thing that's harmless.)
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I think I might be paranoid because I learned that middle class American kids have begun accidentally choking themselves because they don't see the difference between choking and holding your breath.
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(Also, I finished being a middle-class American teenager about a month ago, and while I can't speak for everyone, I'm pretty sure that the kids who can't tell the difference between choking and holding their breath weren't going to make it long anyway.)
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I think that was the best description of breath play... ever... Then again, I havent read all too much. But I certainly will starting now. XD
And oh Russia, dear. I find it so funny when he gets all hot and bothered about his favorite games/sports.
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And oh Russia, dear. I find it so funny when he gets all hot and bothered about his favorite games/sports.
Russia getting worked up about figure skating is probably my favorite.
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no communist propaganda in the bedroom rule
Repeating everyone's sentiments about that: Hee. ♥ And I'm curious, if this is how Russia reacts to losing at chess, how you two think it's gonna go down after the 1980 Winter Olympics and a certain hockey game. If you're not planning anything on it, anyway. It's like, my only piece of knowledge on Cold War-era sports ._.
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Edit: Also it bears mentioning that Fischer was completely fucking crazy and probably wouldn't have noticed the pressure of representing capitalism even if he had.
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I THINK I LEARNED MORE ABOUT CHESS TODAY THAN IN MY WHOLE LIFE. /brick'd But sorry Russia, chess will always bore me. ; ^; I'm with America on this one, play checkers. Then again I'm the kinda person that a game of Uno gets violent and threatening. /brick'd
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Hahaha, I think I learned more about chess in writing this than I have in my whole life! And just like America, I've already forgotten most of it. XD
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This is what you guys bring me to man, swearing on the internet. With your endless quotable lines that I can't actually quote irl because a) most of them wouldn't make much sense out of context and b) lines like this "--You are not gonna start in on that whole 'chess is the embodiment of the Marxist-Leninist system' with me, because, okay, there is a no communist propaganda in the bedroom rule, starting right now--" which are dirty no matter the context. xD
I really wanna see that Checkers rematch. And also, I somehow I get the feeling America is gonna be learning more about chess in the near future (for them anyways). ;)
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I like how this sort of escalated.
And also, I somehow I get the feeling America is gonna be learning more about chess in the near future (for them anyways). ;)
Oh God, wouldn't that be fabulous? Any time Russia is angry at America now, he teaches him chess. America might even be downright mediocre at it, by the present day! XD
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