Sure it's been a slow couple of weeks for news, but is that reason enough for all the regular reporters to take off on vacation? Leaving the lowly intern to do all the work, as usual.

Jenny thinks Tim's nice, but is still drawn by Jordy's mysterious allure. Another one falls prey to the wolf.

Jan takes time out from sorority rush to finally get ( Read more... )

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Oh yes, I'm still alive! D'Angelo had me locked in the basement eating cheese... but let's not dwell, for it's time for the news! Dun dun daaah!

Jor and Astra discuss their love of Taffy. And nachos! While Andy writes letters to his nearest and dearest. Face it honey, no one cares.

The heir to the house of Aurelius returns. Do we really call him ( Read more... )

I'm going to kill him! Yet again he bailed and left me here to do the stupid, lame headlines! And he promised he'd take me to the VMAs! Damn him! I swear as soon as he gets back I'm going to... to... well, do something! And it won't be him! Really it won't even though he's amazingly hot and sexable. Enough is enough! I mean it!!!

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Alright, what's the deal? Did everyone go on strike and forget to tell me?

Angel's in a snit after getting thrown through the ceiling by Willow. Whatever made you think you were in charge in the first place? Silly man.

Buffy's having trouble letting Dawn grow up. Or finding out anything about her potential arch-nemesis. Sheesh, the scoobs are ( Read more... )

Secrets, jealousy, emotional turmoil, visions:
in other words, just another normal week.

Andrew bids a tearful farewell to...a bunch of people who can barely remember who he is? At least Ethan remembers...you'll always have a special friend back in chaos-ville.

Gunn skips out on the evil law firm to enjoy a hot dog. Interesting choice, ( Read more... )

Blazer, Razor, Tazor. All kinda of azors!

Sophie considers her future. And the possibility of snuggles. You go girl!

Our rogue demon hunter and werewolf discuss sending Melaka home. And the impending cat-fight between Faith and Kennedy. Meow.

Giles ponders the meaning of Richard Wilkins’ return, but not before he finds an excuse to talk to Dawn ( Read more... )

Thats right sugar, We are so fabulous, We are doing a double issue.
Kevin is such a darling for showing me the ropes. *kiss kiss*

This poor boy is obviously suffering from an excess of animal magnetism. Bottle some of it up honey, and bring it in to me.  rrowl.

Brittany knows the life of a socialite is never easy,   But she works it anyway.

All ( Read more... )

Two Sunnydale teens found dead on Lovers Lane

By Gerald B. Bianco
Slayer Chronicle Special ReportSUNNYDALE, CA -- The remains of a two missing Sunnydale teenagers (who’s names have been withheld pending further investigation) were found this morning in a parked car on Lover’s Lane. Police were called anonymously after a three-day manhunt had ( Read more... )