Awwww Dayum Girl, Kill My Buzz Whyn't Ya? Dat Shit's Whack, Yo...

[the_chron]

I was havin da best dream ever, fo shizzle, yo. Had Beyonce on one knee, Ciara on da other, and dey was about to give me da bidness. You KNOW what I mean. Word. Den Tawny woke me up sayin I hadda write the news. Dayum! She best be makin dat shit up to me...

Da G-man be trippin on werewolves. 'Less they female, I ain't interested.

Spyin' on

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[the_chron]

Anytime, cutie. Yo, ya know, when ya get outta da spirit world, ya can always look me up. *winks*

[the_chron]

Naw, baby, it ain't like dat! It be like dat old song say, you know da one: my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon. Fo sheezy.

[stefan_d]

How many times do I gotta say it? I was under a spell. I am NOT gay.

You people are all on crack.

[stefan_d]

...you wanna test me? You're not all ghosty anymore, so bring yourself on over here and we'll just see.

[_janice_]

Wanna real man, just come look me up.

Yeah, with my luck you're some kind of demon. Or under a spell or something.

[the_chron]

Naw, baby. I be one fine-azz brotha just lookin for a one-nighter luuuuv.

[_janice_]

Huh, y'know, that sounds a heck of lot less complicated than my current love life. Where's that office again?