It's all prom, all the time! I think they may be trapped in a hell dimension where time does not move as our time does. Please, someone get them out so I can stop dreaming of disco balls and corsages!!

After skipping out on his job for months, Giles gets detention in the form of being chaperon at the prom. Oh, quit complaining, the tux still fits ( Read more... )

So, like, oh my God I gotta get this done super quick! I have to get back to my spot underneath D'Angelo's desk before he gets back! He is so, so, SO freaking hot and I have to make him notice me! I can't be the only girl in the office who hasn't done him! Ohmigod, ohmigod!!! I think I'm hyperventilating.... anyone got a brown paper bag?

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Yes, Jordan, I'm sure the school counselor will get your juvenile delinquent sister straightened around in no time flat.

So, he's obsessed with a friend of yours even after the spell is over? Sounds like the best prom date in the world to me, Jan.

Jordy can't make up his mind, even in his dreams. Oddly, Billy doesn't seem to mind that he claimed ( Read more... )

Well, well, it's surprising what a constant barage of moaning and whining can do for your career path.  Yep, that's right, I've gotten a promotion and moved up in the world.

Well, maybe not up, more like across.  I'm still in the basement, only now I have a bigger desk and I'm slightly nearer the stairs.

Janice and Jordy spend some 'alone time' ( Read more... )

Since all the reporters got stuck on themselves after their bios were published, I guess it's up to the lowly intern to put out the actual news. I'm gonna make this quick 'cause D'Angelo's mixing up a bunch of cuba libres in the break-room, and I think if I get him drunk I might have a shot at tearing him away from Tawny and Barbie.

Hot lawyers ( Read more... )

D'Angelo was supposed to do this edition, but he totally bailed on me to go clothes-shopping! As if new pants from the Sean John line could possibly justify making me do his work for him! Honestly. He looks a lot better without pants anyway. A lot. You have no idea. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, yeah. I'm having to cover his slacky ass so ( Read more... )

Dear Boss: Not only did I fill in for sick coworkers, I had to translate Shakespearese and time travel through I don't know how many centuries to get the stories and my feet are killing me. All in addition to the usual hazardous assignments involving demons, vampires, werewolves, and potentially fatal weather patterns. So I demand a raise! Or at ( Read more... )

Turn my back for one minute, and you bimbos all decide to have a blonde moment together. Hello, newspaper here, did you forget why were all here?

Slackers!

And for the love of Dan Rather, would you please get off the desk and stop licking D'Angelo? This is a newspaper office, not a brothel. And somebody has to clean that up.

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I think I may be vitamin D deficient.  I was reading somewhere that you can only really get it from sunlight and, well, I feel like I haven't left this basement for weeks.  I've forgotten what I looked like with a tan - not that you'd be able to tell what colour I was shoved as I am in this cramped little corner with only my desk lamp to illuminate ( Read more... )

We all know an Apocalypse it just around the corner when I am responsible of bringing the news.

I am not pished... but Stefan is, just look how gracefully he mentions Taf's boobs in conversation. Are we sure he doesn't have a thing for her?

Vampire saviour. Yeah, like that hasn't been done before.

Juliet is convinced that the world is against ( Read more... )