Dudes, I was attacked by a PORCH!

[the_cloudwalker]

After three days of going out on routes with other carriers so I could learn how to be a carrier...even though I was already a carrier for a year (yay bureaucracy,! I'll get to that story later), I was finally sent out to deliver mail on my own. All was going well (minus the fact that I was in an area I have never been in before and was

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[crystalfaery]

special delivery bitch??? oh aaron How i miss thee.

[autovon_matt]

>>I now take a very large step right into the middle of the deck when I deliver there now.

...You IDIOT!!!

It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insayayayayayne.

Moron!

Special Delivery?

[insanitysecho]

Oh dear how my mind wanders into the gutter... lol. I'm glad to see that you are back and writing in you LJ. Sorry to hear about the shin though. That blows...::HUG::