You are cradling a giant stack of awkward, slippery, membrane-thin, coupon clippers in your arm. This will be the only time during the whole month that you will have high speed, nut-flapping wind, turning each page into a little sail ( Read more... )

No, it wasn't zombiepope shuffling around slapping innocent mailmen with tasty brains. He did it indirectly. I was delivering on a block I'm on everyday. I have walked by this one house dozens of times without incident (which ironically is located two doors down from the evil shin destroying porch house). This house has a small flagpole in their ( Read more... )

Some very quick odd things ( Read more... )

After three days of going out on routes with other carriers so I could learn how to be a carrier...even though I was already a carrier for a year (yay bureaucracy,! I'll get to that story later), I was finally sent out to deliver mail on my own. All was going well (minus the fact that I was in an area I have never been in before and was ( Read more... )

I just want everyone to know that on Monday, I'll be handing in some final red tape paperwork, and in theory I will be back walking the streets, delivering mail, and writing of my wacky adventures in about a week or two at the most. Stay Tuned ( Read more... )

Finally have the new computer set up. It still needs the DVD burner, but I don't need that to write Mailman Tales ( Read more... )

Okay, I got my new computer today. I'm just waiting on some software in the mail and I'll be good to go and back online. There have been quite a few changes in my postal life recently. I am no longer a carrier in the city I was in. I was transfered to an office in a different city where I will be doing clerk work (ie sorting mail) for the next 5 or ( Read more... )

Well, it finally happened. My computer bit the big one and went to silicone heaven. This is why there haven't been any new stories in quite a while. I should have a new, better, faster computer (with DVD burner - heh heh) up and running within a few weeks. I'm still shopping around and trying to find the best deal. I'll probably end up ordering a ( Read more... )

Well, nothing much happened today.......except the gunfight ( Read more... )

What an odd day ( Read more... )