SUCK IT FULLMETAL!

[the_cololnel]

I had no idea you led such a sordid life, Edward.

A run in with Scar.

Here he's fraternizing with family members.

Several views on Mr. Elric

A doppelganger of some sort?

Once again being mistaken for a child.

Comments

[tasertotingtwin]

My my~ What an interesting life he lives~♥

[the_cololnel]

Indeed, no wonder he's always so stressed out.

[tasertotingtwin]

The poor boy. Maybe he needs a twin to help him out a little like me~♥

[the_cololnel]

Well he's got a brother who looks nearly identical. Well, used to anyway.

[ambitiousvassal]

The several views on Mr. Elric text placement makes me want to punt babies.

ARHGHGHGHFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

[the_cololnel]

May I ask why?

[ambitiousvassal]

The corresponding text to each panel is as far away as possible, nearly making out with the panels above it.

[ambitiousvassal]

The other things are hilarious though. :3

[doyourpaperwork]

I would recommend cessation of provocations towards Edward, Sir. Any more and he might get out of hand.

[the_cololnel]

He's always out of hand.

[doyourpaperwork]

That is neither here or there, Sir. There is only so much I can say to restrain him, and at the moment, you are more than deserving of his wrath.

[upyourscolonel]

See even the Lieutenant is on my side. Way to fuck up, fagass.

[stfu_edward]

Please go get an STD and die. Thank you.

[the_cololnel]

NO U

[stfu_edward]

God. I can't believe they let you be in the MILITARY. You act worse than Ed sometimes.

YOU ARE NOT A FIVE YEAR OLD, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO BE.

[the_cololnel]

Well to be fair, I am on break at the moment.

[notfullmetal]

...that second one...

I threw up a little. Alright, a lot.

[the_cololnel]

Yes, I think Edward will enjoy that one in particular.

[notfullmetal]

Yeah... no. He's going to kill you.

[the_cololnel]

He's going to try.

And fail.