Comments | the_cololnel: OFFICIAL REPORT #1: THE FINDING AND ADDRESMENT OF THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AND HIS ENSUING PUNISHMENT

the_cololnel

OFFICIAL REPORT #1: THE FINDING AND ADDRESMENT OF THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AND HIS ENSUING PUNISHMENT

May 15, 2008 14:27

TO EDWARD ELRIC AKA 'THE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST'. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN REPORTING IN, ED! We're worried about you, thinking you might have been hurt or killed, but here we find you playing around on this social networking site. IF I HAVE TO DO PAPERWORK, THEN YOU HAVE TO GO DO YOUR WORK TOO.

To everyone else:I am Colonel Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist ( Read more... )

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read_you_out May 15 2008, 21:52:06 UTC

Ah. Edward told me about you.

the_cololnel May 15 2008, 21:56:05 UTC

Did he tell you how I'm clearly the best enlisted officer of all time?

read_you_out May 15 2008, 21:57:16 UTC

Not quite. Maybe he said a little of the opposite.

the_cololnel May 15 2008, 22:00:43 UTC

Note to self: Murder Ed.

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bananas_an May 15 2008, 21:52:45 UTC

You like sniper dogs wearing mini-skirts? That's a little...odd.

the_cololnel May 15 2008, 21:54:59 UTC

I have never before seen sniper dogs wearing mini-skirts, but if you have any photos, I would very much like to have them.

bananas_an May 15 2008, 21:57:01 UTC

^_^ Good. You're not one of the people around here who get over-excited and blow everything out of proportion.

I'll probably have a weird dream about that tonight (the bulldogs, I mean).

the_cololnel May 15 2008, 22:00:14 UTC

What, they're bulldogs now?

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upyourscolonel May 15 2008, 21:56:01 UTC

OH GOD IT'S JUST ONE NIGHTMARE AFTER ANOTHER!

I mean. Hi, Mr. Flamer Alchemist.

the_cololnel May 15 2008, 21:58:25 UTC

Hello, Ed. How's that WORK of yours coming?

And it's Flame, not flamer, you rotten little bastard.

upyourscolonel May 15 2008, 22:00:32 UTC

WORK IS GREAT. AT LEAST I HAVEN'T BEEN SITTING IN AN OFFICE SLACKING OFF THE WHOLE TIME.

FLAMER.

the_cololnel May 15 2008, 22:02:05 UTC

Running the daily goings of an entire section of the military isn't slacking, Ed.

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notfullmetal May 15 2008, 21:56:44 UTC

Colonel? What happened to your eyepatch?

...and since when do you do paperwork?

upyourscolonel May 15 2008, 21:58:02 UTC

notfullmetal May 15 2008, 21:59:04 UTC

...BROTHER?!

upyourscolonel May 15 2008, 22:01:53 UTC

ALPHONSE!!? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?

How did...the armor...WHAT HAPPENED!?

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tattooedtwin May 15 2008, 21:59:44 UTC

Grand age of the military? Ugh.

Man, you really have an overinflated ego, don't you?

the_cololnel May 15 2008, 22:02:47 UTC

Maybe, but I consider that a good thing in my line of work.

tattooedtwin May 15 2008, 22:07:11 UTC

Aren't you supposed to set a good example for your subordinates? I don't think having a big head helps that.

the_cololnel May 15 2008, 22:09:09 UTC

I set a good example simply by being in command.

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