I saw a lesbian midget goth girl making out with her girlfriend, and I knew that all was right in the world.

so, we're going to meet some Athenian friends here in our new place of residence, Chicago. We had to walk from the train station to the bus stop, through a bad part of town. We saw a late night baptist service, which was awesome, then, at the street corner, Betsy heard one of a group of black guys say to us, "what's wrong with black girls ( Read more... )

Must move to chicago...must be with wife...ooooh, Heroes season 1 came in the mail. Sweet!

this isn't a joke...these actually were printed in newspapers at one time.


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it didn't really burn down so much as burned out. the building is still there, but the store is charred. no one was hurt. there'll be a website soon enough at www.save-the-universe.com

Tonight, Vanilla Ice. Free show, I can't wait.

i was outside of the shop, smoking, when someone, a portly girl, came out of donkey...she...oh god...she was wearing a hat, with cat ears...and she turned, and she had a racoon tail attatched to her pants ( Read more... )

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Start Smoking.

Get your resolution here.


wow, random new year's resolution generator says i should smoke. about 12 years too late.

The wedding party was ( Read more... )

funeral is over. things are dying down. in athens for a night w/the wife. tomorrow i go back to wv to help my mom with all of the post-mortem details, going to lawyers, accountants, getting insurance money then turning it around to pay for bills & funeral expenses (funerals are hellishly expensive), making sure my mom's okay in the coming weeks. it ( Read more... )