Comments | the_devin: Everybody Fuck Jesus

the_devin

Everybody Fuck Jesus

Dec 25, 2005 23:57

Do you ever wish you could Fuck Jesus? I do. Seriously. Right in the ass. I'd want to fuck him so hard he'd remember it forever. Just so I know that I'd affected him like he's affected mine and everyone else's life. All the people who have died, all the restrictions put on my life because of him. I think before anyone chooses their religion there " ( Read more... )

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experttexpert_ December 26 2005, 06:24:21 UTC

i like how your post about how much you love me is followed by a post talking about butt fucking jesus christ... ON HIS BIRTHDAY. we're going to hell. good job. but hey, at least i love you too.

_harekrishna December 26 2005, 06:47:34 UTC

I have complete faith in him.

the_devin December 26 2005, 16:58:01 UTC

i don't mean to bad mouth you or be insulting in any way, but why do you have faith in him? is it how well all of his followers actually follow his teachings, or is it the fact that the bible wasn't written down for the first time until thirty years after he supposedly died. a thirty year game of telephone would get pretty intense. or is it the fact that more people have been killed in his name then have been killed by HIV? not saying that you are like this at all, but could it be that the main ideas of the bible are (yes, i've read it several times) "treat others as you'd like to be treated" in fact it's called the "golden rule" in the bible. meaning it's the one everyone should follow but personally every christian i've met is way to self concerned to put anyone before themselves or put themselves in anyones shoes. or how about this idea from the old testament, "to serve god is to house the homeless, feed the hungry and liberate the captive and oppressed." -old testament. i realize that this is not an idea that most christians can ( ... )

_harekrishna December 28 2005, 08:56:33 UTC

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the_devin December 26 2005, 16:58:26 UTC

hey thanks man, who is this?

iloveuinthatway December 26 2005, 17:37:15 UTC

"wasn’t Jesus Christ responsible for the most traumatic how-I-lost-my-virginity horror story ever told? Not His deflowering, I mean, His mother’s. As everyone knows, Mary was a virgin when she conceived and a virgin when she gave birth. This means, of course, that Jesus busted His own mom’s hymen, kicking it down like a door on His way into the world. And you thought your first time was traumatic!"

http://www.ocweekly.com/columns/savage-love/savage-love_2005-12-22.html

the_devin December 27 2005, 22:32:09 UTC

ha h aha. best cop out for being a whore ever.