[Private]

Dear Mom and Dad,

Sorry if you haven't heard from me in a while. Things've been kinda crazy with work, let me tell you. The last job-- you know, the one down at Yellow Box-- got sort of out of hand, and I'm stuck doing what you could consider follow-up.

There's just one thing: all the details are totally completely top secret. So I probably ( Read more... )

[so, here's a guy, just sitting there, out in public, focusing intensely at a laptop computer screen.]

[man, he sure looks busy, doesn't he?]

[click click click click]

[click click]

[click]

[....damn you, Minesweeper! Daaaaaamn yooouuuu!]

[do you approach? Y/N/Pie?]

.......but I don't know how to change diapers.

[guess who just woke up in the fountain, in his PJs?]

[oh, right, and taped to his back is a sign that says "BLIGH, I'M A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA"]

...........ow, my head. The hell?

[[Aaaand this is why exams are bad for RP. Say hello to Matsu again!]]

I do know there's a regular mass game HMD for this, however, this kid's a new muse and I want to make sure I nip any bad characterization/habits in the bud! So, I hereby open the floodgates and invite you to share your thoughts. Polychromatics, how's my driving?

[Mods, I know this isn't encouraged! It's a one-time deal, really. The one-week special ( Read more... )

[GOOD MORNING, CITY.

ATTN: THERE IS NOW ONE (1) VERY CHEERFUL HAPPY!COP ON HIS WAY TO FIND GROCERIES . AND HE IS WALKING BY YOU. YES, YOU. IT IS MORNING. AND HE IS BEING CHEERFUL IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.]

Good morning!

[KILL? Y/N? ]

.......hi. I'm looking for work. I've checked the guide I was given, but the only "Help Wanted" I've seen is for stuff like the dojo and the circus. I mean, uh. No offense or anything, because, uh, they do look like really cool jobs and I'm sure they're awesome, but I really don't think I'm your guy. It's not you! It's me! Totally.

I saw something ( Read more... )

Woah. My toilet is full of Skittles.

And the bathtub, the bathroom sink, the fridge, and the garbage cans...heheh, wow, just about everything but the kitchen sink. You know, weirdness aside, it's pretty cool!

.....I'm not going to eat them, though. They go away at midnight, right?

[[OOC: Would you believe this man is 33? I sure wouldn't. SO. HOW ABOUT ( Read more... )

......................aw, crap.

[[Go on, break him.]]