Who has a cervix?
I do, I do!

wah wah wah.

Garth: "What's wrong with taping a dog's mouth shut!?"

HAPPY 4:20

Good God. Garth got me hooked on Warcraft, what a bitch. Now I wanna play it.

Everyone's family shatters at some point. Nobody has a family their entire life.

Not really.

Yeah, everything is real. Good job, Matrix.

New layout. Took me two hours to get it right because:
A.) I'm as intelligent as a dinosaur, a really dumb dinosaur.
B.) I'm a perfectionist. Plus, I have a thing for dark colors, and it was hard to make it all visable.
&
C.) My finger was hemorrhaging.

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Cramps are just God's way of telling us that he hates women.