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[the_emmasaurus]

This holiday break has been utterly unproductive thus far. I told myself I'd start marking Hundred Years about a million days ago, and that I would do my French devoirs about a million days before that. Instead I

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thumgs.

[thewierddivide]

thumgs up on the web design. and by thumgs, i mean thumbs.

[anonymous]

will your mother marry me???

you should probably move to philadelphia with me

love,
meredith

[the_emmasaurus]

she might. maybe you should write her a love letter. that would make me laugh.

sure, i'll move to philly with you

but only if your drunk roomates aren't there too. I'm not down with those drunken catholics.

love,
emma

[anonymous]

silly silly, only one of them is the drunk...but she is a funny drunk, so it is okay. she made a powerpoint presentation about how baby jesus was born in a barn like a dirty dirty animal last night...she's good people.

i am writing your mothers letter now...

[vegetarianshoes]

I very much agree with you on the suck-y education sentiments!

I also feel very much deprived since I never read any of those books.

I hate it when my english class ruins good books for me, which is more often than not. However, it's going pretty well this year, amazingly.

I love your mom's pictures. I haven't read about the process yet, but it looks like it would be a lot of fun and work. But where did she find the people? They're very interesting. And Capitol website Emma! It worked very nicely. Good colour. (I envy the British 'u' and i have no idea why. It looks more complete I guess.)

[the_emmasaurus]

I'm going to give you children's books for Christmas. We will go to the movies and memorise all the lines and sit in the centre of the theatre and go travelling and then I will buy you pyjamas in any colour.

[marspeaceparty]

i thought about you today. and i don't mean that to sound as creepy as it did. and i don't remember the context. but i was definitely like EMMA at some point today. in terms of the world, our homes are too near for our complete lack of seeing each other.

this is unacceptable.

just making excuses

[the_emmasaurus]

Ah, but in the scheme of an ant's world, we are too far away to fathom.

Now what? Why did you think of me?

hel-lo. this is a robot.

[oh__morrissey]

here are rules to live by:
1. if you are thinking about having sex with someone and decide you can't have sex with them when the lights are on then you probably shouldn't have sex with that person because you are ASHAMED of it, and things you are ashamed of you will eventually regret.
2. when i update my live journal, emma parker updates hers.

why are you breaking the second rule?

Re: hel-lo. this is a robot.

[the_emmasaurus]

need i remind you that there was a whole stretch of november to the following october in which you didn't even have an el-jay? and i updated religiously nonetheless? besides, these are the rules to YOUR universe. what happens if I don't follow them? are you going to beat me up? I'm breaking the rule to make a commentary about the social order and structure and unfairness in internet journal circles. "Do this! When I do this you do this!" It's like Rwanda or Mussolinic Italy up in here! Thusly, I will not update for days just to spite you.

Or maybe I'll update later today?