Paul Sux

[the_emperor]

So, yeah, dv already told about the Imperial Rave, but he was drunk and biased cuz... um... Tarkin "forgot" to give him an invite. Anyway. I dunno who we put in charge of organizing the DJs but somebody got fucking Paul Van Dyk. Fuck Paul Van Dyk. He's DJing some boring trance euro pop shit... some fucking Darude or something, and I'm like "Paul

Comments

[the_emperor]

Your anger is delicious. The Force is strong with you. I can teach you how to break glow sticks with your mind if you'll follow The Dark Side...

[dianalynn]

I prefer crushing blo-pops in little girls mouths while they are sucking on them...
but i suppose glowsticks work well too.

[scurvykat]

Eh...You win some, you lose some.
...Or mebbe not unless you want to?

[the_emperor]

Even the powers of The Dark Side can't stop Paul Van Dyk from sucking. I could've zapped him, but it wasn't worth the effort. Besides, zap Paul or keep my troops entertained by DJing... zap Paul or keep my troops entertained by DJing... I chose the latter. :P

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[scurvykat]

Wise choice...Military personnel are SO touchy.