I do not see why certain someones have to be so nasty in their exiting. I would think that on occasion someone could stop and say, "Oh, hello Fat Lady. How are you doing?" Children these days don't even have time for a word of politeness to the portrait who keeps them safe.

On the other hand, if others need to leave six hundred times a day, ( Read more... )

Alas! While the rest of the school was permitted to attend a festival on the grounds, I, like a good portrait, was left to keep guard. I do not much mind, but I do wish that I had been able to see the fireworks ( Read more... )

Horrible night it was last night, hardly had any rest at all. It certainly does not do any good for me to develop these unsightly black rings under my frames, with age catching up. I suppose this is what happens when you are not one of those prima donna portraits where everyone fawns over. Especially those who have even the Muggles preserving their ( Read more... )

A clumsy little dear bumped right into me today ( Read more... )