Simps has gone missing.

:(((

I don't think there's a much more satisfying word than 'eponymous'.

I just ate a satsuma but it tasted like garlic.

I am so ridiculously unmotivated.

Either my parents have got considerably better at hiding my birthday/Christmas presents, or I'm just not getting anything.

More coffee first, endless lab reports second.

Oh no! I just noticed this in the job description for a chemistry placement I was looking at:

"You will become familiar with a variety of modern synthetic techniques including microwave technology and stem block chemistry, and be subjected to purification techniques such as column chromatography (traditional, cartridge, Biotage) and HPLC ( Read more... )

I don't have a lot of patience for phobias.

Does that make me a bad person?

Urgh, apparently my opinions on whether girls look good/bad are invalid because I am a girl, and therefore I'm not sexually attracted to women so I can't judge them.

In case you didn't know, there's no such thing as an objective opinion on aesthetics.

ANGREH.

BT ARE MASSIVE KNOBS AND I HATE THEM A LOT AND I HAVE A HEADACHE AND I JUST PUNCTURED MY TYRE THE SECOND TIME IN TWO WEEKS AND IT'S RAINING AND WORK IS BAD AND

ALTHOUGH I JUST MADE THE BEST SANDWICH EVER FACT

THIS IS NO COMPENSATION.

So, the moral of the story is don't hang up on prank callers pretending to be robots because actually it'll turn out to be a grumpy old man with an artificial voice box who'll react disproportionately badly to being hung up on.

I'm not sorry, I'll swear blind he said 'I am a robot'. What else was I going to do?

Argh.

I knew there was a reason she was disgraced ( Read more... )