Greetings, darquelings ( Read more... )

I hope thou all knowest thy day. Hie thee to thy calendarium!

Goode day to all of thee, my darquelings ( Read more... )

Questionne: Am I Darque enoughe to be Mssr. Gothique Seattleshire ( Read more... )

Yes, indeed, I've checked mine calendar. There hath nay been a day so gloriously frightening since thee debut of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" (oh, and those were thy days ( Read more... )

Dearest Gothique Terrorlings ( Read more... )

I've made a decision. As thou has heard, my Dreade Lair of Alchemy recently went to Thee Great Abysse. I do not possess enough Coine of Realme to rebuild immediately as my laboratory was painstakenly built up o'er thy years.

There iseth only one solutionne if I am to rebuild immediately. I am going to audition for AMERICAN I'DOL! As thee shall ( Read more... )

In thee wake of this recent Plotte of Terror, I've been formulating my own theories of thee Truthe of it all! I've compiled muche speculative information from weblogs, Fox News, and thy Expert compiler of sekret information, Art Bell ( Read more... )

Did you know that I am quite a geneology buff ( Read more... )

I've finally made contact with a Cafe du Internetorium of suitable Wiye-Fiye so that I might report my horrifying nigh' of horrors!

I'm a little shaken but all around Fine. However, there has been an explosionne!

My Laire, my darque, hauntingly awful Laire of Alchemy. It's all gone! RUINED! The whole lot of it, sucked into the unfathomable ( Read more... )