The Forlorner, here. I am still forlorning among thy cruelle expanse of all living thinges, as per my usual ( Read more... )

It was awfulle, simply awfulle. Those heathens, they were...abominations!!

What follows is a brief glimpse of their base horde. I caution thee, goode friends, do not follow the enclosed hyperlink without first imbibing a tablespoon of absinthe or glass of lambique: it was more terrible than this can make you imagine.

THEY HATH RUINED THEE ( Read more... )

Strange thinges are afoote this nigh'. I shall make my appearance at Ye Olde Gothique Clubbes in grande fashionne. I anticipate thee most divine revelry as well as muche ribaldry (often at my expense as seems customary ( Read more... )

FORLOOOOOORNING!!

(and sandwiches)

Howe do ye planne to honour thee death of thy greate olde writer of non-fiction, H.P. Lovecraft? As ye all shoulde knowe by hearte, he passed into the Eternal Forlorning on the Ides of March, in thee Year of Our Darque Lord Nineteen Hundred and Thirty-seven ( Read more... )

According to a posting today by my dearest Live Journal friende, meathelmet, the worlde is no longer evile! Whilest I could not verify this on the CNN.com, and I am notte sure who her sources are, I trustte her worde as if my very lifeblood depended on it.

I must say this is THEE MOST DREADFULLE NEWS!

Hath thy forces of GOODE finally vanquished thy forces ( Read more... )

Last nyght, I stayed indoors snuggelling withe myselfe under a divine blanket of faux rabbit whilst watching one of my favorite cinematic dramas. It is a bit of a cult classic entitled, "Blade Runner" starring a roguish Harrison Ford and a sensual Sean Young. It is a delyghtful Filme Noir about robottes and the searche for a soulle. You shoulde all ( Read more... )

Thee appearance of thy Cruelle Solar Orbbe hath shone lyght upon thy darquest recesses of my soulle. I must scurry like the rodentry seeking solace in the shadowes. I would be most delyghted if thy skies above resumed their dreary gloomery ( Read more... )

I indulge in the gratuitous consumption of libations as a means to dulle the paine of feeling quite useless and of verily breaking into a millionne & one broken, lyttle pieces.


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I am deepely troubled. There is a gentleman out there monikering hymself as "Johnny Forlorn". What the bloody Hades is this PIG TRIPE ( Read more... )