squeak...

[the_fruit_bats]

*Fruit Bats eye Twinkies that can't be eaten by them and cry*
*Joe the Fruit Bat twitches in pain from illness and chirps pathetically*
*Fruit Bat that had been out on delivery to CuteGlowBall swoops back in and huddles with the rest, glad to have not been squished by NastyDemonKillerWithPinkSocks*

Comments

[joan_the_slayer]

*Watches the fruit bats flutter by, in awe of their grace.*

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[the_fruit_bats]

*Fruit Bats preens shamelessly at that*
*Fruit Bats barely avoid streetlight, then flutter on with a bit more attention to their surroundings*

[hesadevil]

*offers raisins soaked in orange juice for poor sad,sick bats*
*grrrr* this goes no further, right. I'll never live this one down.

Poor Fruit Bats!

[anonymous]

Poor fruit bats, without Twinkies! Poor Joe! So glad no one got squished!

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