*Fruit Bats eye Twinkies that can't be eaten by them and cry*
*Joe the Fruit Bat twitches in pain from illness and chirps pathetically*
*Fruit Bat that had been out on delivery to CuteGlowBall swoops back in and huddles with the rest, glad to have not been squished by NastyDemonKillerWithPinkSocks*

*Fruit Bats gnaw on loot*
*Fruit bats are pleased with loot*
*Fruit bats go on sugar high*

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

*new mission is given to Fruit Bats*
*Fruit Bats chatter cheerfully to each other*
*Fruit Bats swoop off happily, thinking this will be fun!*