This is not how I imagined my first college field trip

Oct 08, 2007 15:59

In lue of my desperation yesterday I have managed to make my way back onto my beloved internet, but seeing how there is jerks in butterfly costumes looming over me, expecting me to be working I'll just cut to the chase.

I was rather rudely (with much touching, I might add) plucked (KIDNAPPED) from the safety of my dorm room and brought aboard this ( Read more... )

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the_g_prime October 9 2007, 00:35:06 UTC
...wait, you got a hold of Nitz? He didn't understand? What the hell did you exactly tell him?

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the_g_prime October 9 2007, 02:18:33 UTC
You sir, have trouble communicating.

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mineandfine October 8 2007, 23:38:48 UTC
Yeah I tried going to your dorm....I got lots of stares and some drool...Nerds are starved for attention nowadays apparently.

Anyway yeah I dared go no further on that little journey. The monarch seems to like kidnapping everyone, think of it as a right of passage.

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the_g_prime October 9 2007, 00:36:11 UTC
I'm surprised you didn't get rushed. But then again, our RA is a woman, a big scary women. Nerds and geeks scare easily.

The kidnapping doesn't bother me as much as the threats of feeding me to Joel Schumacher.

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mineandfine October 9 2007, 01:27:38 UTC
Well, that would be been...a horrible way to go.

((I like those batman movies!! ;.;))

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the_g_prime October 9 2007, 02:57:29 UTC
My ghost would FOREVER haunt the Monarch if that happened.

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monarch_the October 9 2007, 00:43:09 UTC
How is that going, by the way?

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the_g_prime October 9 2007, 00:44:45 UTC
I'd do more if your fairy-squad would stop breathing down my neck. I swear, DROOL just landed on my neck. Can you have them back off?

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monarch_the October 9 2007, 00:48:51 UTC
Of course. I'll call the minions down and pop in a movie for them or something. Think they wanted to watch that thing with the chick who kills people. With the sword? That one.

What's the progress on the cloaking device signature?

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the_g_prime October 9 2007, 00:54:22 UTC
Kill Bill? Excellent movie, the art direction on that was grand, even if Uma Thurman is one scary woman.

Calculations? I've debugged 15% If you want a soft-copy I've just e-mailed 12,000 pages of code to your personal computer.

I hope your printer isn't on auto.

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comicaze October 9 2007, 03:32:22 UTC
Yeah. Sorry about the kidnapping thing, that sort of happened to me too. Monarch's not a bad guy though.

And at least I have my comic collection and action figures here. I almost left them at my moms! I still can't find my rocket firing Boba Fett action figure though. I hope nobody sold it! That thing was worth a fortune.

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the_g_prime October 9 2007, 04:25:57 UTC
He's at least offered to pay me now, but I'm still stuck here till I finish revamping your guys security.

I hope your mom isn't like a lot of mines, I hauled off my entire collection to my dorm room. Which reminds me. Totally broke a limited edition light-up Dark Maul lightsaber on uh... I think it was number 36's head.

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comicaze October 9 2007, 04:53:36 UTC
She so is! She threw away issues 212-218 of Superman because she thought I wasn't going to want them!

Oh man. I'm going to have to call like every store to see if I can find another one of those. Maybe even Ebay. I think they were recalling them too because of lead paint or something.

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the_g_prime October 9 2007, 05:07:02 UTC
E-bay can deliver some pretty interesting stuff. One time.. I got this warped tire-iron that was somehow shaped into Yoda's head with ears.

BTW - I'll apparently be rooming with you till your butterfly boss lets me go. Can you shove a mattress against the wall. I don't sleep on beds.

But then agian.. I probably won't sleep anytime soon.

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