Welcome Back Parties: NEVER AGAIN

[the_g_prime]

My grand celebration was crashed last night. I only found out too late that Mump (still comatose from being crushed under a door) had send out invitations to everyone on my mailing list.

Of course I couldn't just be left alone to enjoy the party in my room, by my self. I was fed SPIKED Punch without my knowledge of its contents, Fireman'd over that

Comments

[monarch_the]

You'd rather deal with the germs from them sipping your cup?

And oh, come on, it was better than it would have been. Plus you're just easily kidnappable-- should have expected that.

[the_g_prime]

Oh, they will not be touching their nasty lips to the rim of my cup. They can just pour in a little, or pour it into their hands first.

You do realize that once my minions and I require that old missile platform we've been eying for next year that will no longer be a true statement. As for now, I will just have to deal with -- or you jerks can just stop kidnapping me, yes -- that's a good idea!

[monarch_the]

Missle platform. Right.

[the_g_prime]

I'm not kidding.

[the_g_prime]

I would much rather TRY things by my own accord thank you very much! You and that wookie-faced guy own me a new door btw!

[the_g_prime]

And people complain about my priorities! There might be a shrink for that. Or you should start slowly by only kicking in ones made of plywood.

[mineandfine]

oh well...it's too bad I missed it. I was held up at the airport. Security is horrible these days...

Sorry you got drugged though and ummmm I think maybe that'd work if the person who violated you had something...

[the_g_prime]

...you mean it won't let me know that I was violated?

[mineandfine]

nooo not unless you've got some sort of disease.

[the_g_prime]

................. CALLING A DOCTOR BRB!

[imdeepthroat]

I uh...hope the gift and edit to your dorm okay. I feel just awful about the stripper thing, there was a sale at Victoria Secret, nothing I could fit but hey maybe they'll get a kick out of them.

[the_g_prime]

Most of the minions didn't seem to mind. Anything in a thong amuses them.

Heh. I am the youngest minion-keeper yet. I might be as prolific with unrighteous deeds as your husband one day.

[cinnamonxbuns]

dood no way how'd i miss an awesome party like that!
was I drunk or somethin?
wait... am i drunk right now?
..yes... yes i am

[the_g_prime]

As much as I abhor drinking, at least you're an expert at it. One spiked punch and I'm out for hours.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Jest one?!
dood, dont worry, we'll get ya hooked up and teach ya how to drink like a fuckin MAN.
By the time I was yer age dood, I was pretty much drinkin almost as much as I do now. I grew up smokin government weed every day, I had kiddie glaucoma, y'know. I'm immune to jest about everything.

[the_g_prime]

..................... I'll pass on that lesson, thank you. I don't really want to know what anything worse then a spiked punch would do to me. You do know I weight about ten pounds right?