Translated by oliverjtaco; I'm gonna be a daddy, I'm gonna be a daddy, I'm gonna be a daddy, yesserie ( Read more... )

Translated by oliver_j_tacoQueue speaks ( Read more... )

*translated by sir Oliver_j_taco ( Read more... )

The weather has been so warm lately, so I decided that it was time to make room for some more. (Oliver speaks: I think she meant to say that she laid another egg. That makes four eggs in the last month).

(translated by ME, oliver_j_taco, since Fuzzy is too lazy ( Read more... )

Fluffy: {Translated by oliver_j_taco}: Welcome, to new friends! I just noticed, and thought I'd invite you to our sand box.

Welcome to: tinkerbelle_rat, ally_bug, padilius_rex, and puffmonster! Please excuse the various rants of Queue. He's got only one thing on the brain, if you know what I mean. I have one thing on the brain too, but it's simpler: food ( Read more... )

Queue speaks (translated by oliver_j_taco: It's been rather boring lately. Fluffy hasn't been up for mind boggling sex lately, but let's say that the last time we did it, I got her to squeak like me. (Oli interjects: "and the room was stinky afterward too. Bleh. Even the humans wouldn't go there ( Read more... )

(translated by oliver_j_taco for Queue): COME BACK HERE! You can't walk off during the middle of our mating session! I need to SPAWN!!!!!!!!!! Aww, it dumped everywhere. I've gotta do it again ( Read more... )

Queue: So- What's the big deal? We get to go outside, and then the dark human tells me that I can't dig in the grass. The light human worries about Fluffy's shell, and then it gets dark again, and we're whisked inside. I'd honestly be okay with staying outside. But the humans think possums, skunks, and other cat thingies will eat us. The cat ( Read more... )

Fluffy: SCRATCHETY-SCRATCHETY-SCRITCH!!!!! Whoompa whoompa whoompa THUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCRAAAAAAAAAAATTTCHHH!!!! *sneeze* Thumpa-thumpa WHOMP!

Queue: ... .... ... *nods* ... ... scratch, scratch!

Translation by oliver_j_taco: AAAAACK!!!! One of the ( Read more... )