Happy Valentine's Day from Hank Co.!

[the_hankanator]

So I figure money's been real tight around the compound lately. And since it's Valentine's day and all, why can't Hank Co. make a profit like the greeting card companies do?

Enter ingenuity my friends.
Yours truly has built a kissing booth!

Yep, set up shop right outside the compound fence this morning. This way hank Co. can make some cash, and all

Comments

[peter_white]

Oh that is just too cute. How much money did you make?

[the_hankanator]

Uh, Pop says you shouldn't ask or tell people about how much money you make...

[peter_white]

Business was slow, eh?

[the_hankanator]

I blame lack of advertising.

[the_mad_major]

Oh yes, she ist quite cute. But you must promise to be ein gentleman towards the Fraulein!

[the_hankanator]

Fraulein? Is that her name?!
I pinky promise I'll be super nice to Fraulein! 8D

[the_mad_major]

Nein, nein, it means "young lady" in German. This particular one goes by Schrodinger.

[the_hankanator]

Golly! I better start learning German! Maybe Uncle Henry can help. Thanks for the tips, mister! Schrodinger... *sigh*

[not_so_suave]

Ingenuity isn't really the word I'd use.

Oh, and you do realize I will be charging a 75% tax on your total gross income for that weekend, right? I can't have unauthorized "Venture" businesses popping up without my consent or at least offering or signing pain/release wavers.

All it takes is one unsatisfied moron customer to make a business tank.

It's just bad for the Venture name.

[Lock to Hank.]
Stay away from her, Hank. Girls like that are usually on LSD or Vicodine. ...Or both. I don't need you catching some new age chlamydia from some uncaged vixen. Lord knows what types of diseases have developed since I was your age!
[/Lock.]