MY JUNK IS MISSING!!!

No, SERIOUSLY! My no-no parts are gone! 
I don't know what happened! I woke up today, went to the can and... my weenis wasn't there!
I dunno what's worse; the fact that it's missin' or the fact that now I have... lady parts!
I have boobies! I can't play football, 'cuz they get in the way and they hurt! Now I know why chicks are ( Read more... )

[Locked from the girls.]

Uh, okay so...
Earlier today I booted Dean out of our room. I had to focus on writin' a sweet guitar song for Fraulein Schrodinger. And I was in the middle of workin' when there was a knock at the door. I thought it was Deano trying to bug me, so I went to the door to slug him, but when I opened up it was Schrodinger! Like ( Read more... )

So I figure money's been real tight around the compound lately. And since it's Valentine's day and all, why can't Hank Co. make a profit like the greeting card companies do?

Enter ingenuity my friends.
Yours truly has built a kissing booth!

Yep, set up shop right outside the compound fence this morning. This way hank Co. can make some cash, and all  ( Read more... )

Well, things have been pretty steady here on the ol' home front.

And by steady I mean totally boring. What gives? We haven't been out on an adventure in months.
Pretty much because we don't have a BODYGUARD anymore.
Not naming any names.
Brock.
So I have to be the man of the house now. Which is a really lame job. I mean, come on, there isn't much ( Read more... )